Newton
Well, for those that know, had a cat in a past life.? He was a kickin-k00l-uber-swell cat.? A strange cat too, only cat I ever knew to actually gag like a human does, quite odd.? He loved fruit too, eat a peach or strawberry near him and you could barely keep him away.? Of course he loved lunch meat too, must have been all those nitrates!? Hehe.? Qtips, this cat would play fetch with qtips.? A swell feline for true.? Well, we had to put him down this week.? He was getting pretty sick, poor old chap.? Maybe it is true animal years are different then peopl years, duno, but he will be missed.? 
He was the best kitty ever. Cheers to Newton.
Love always, your mom…
Aunt Kathy and cousin Gator miss him already, but will always remember him fondly — even though he peed on my bed!
I — a non-beer-drinker — drank a beer in his honor last night!
Kitty love forever!
Kathy
Newton, Newton you will be missed, I will always remember sharing a strawberry with him and playing with the q-tips and sleeping in my suitcase when I came to visit.
Loving memory,
Cathy
What can I say?
do you still have an iguana?